Aishwarya Rai Plans Move To London To Escape Paparazzi

Mind-bogglingly beautiful actress Aishwarya Rai is considering a move to London in a final bid to escape the attentions of the sordid members of the delinquent media and the Mumbai paparazzi.

Speculation from The Mumbai Mirror as to whether or not Aishwarya is pregnant has finally driven her patient husband into fits of uncontrolled anger.

So actor Abhishek Bacchan has ordered that neither his wife nor any of their family will attend any event sponsored by that newspaper. He also denied that Aishwarya was suffering from Stomach TB and was therefore unable to ever conceive children.

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"That's our business he screamed. "You people are driving us out of India".

Abhishek believes that the British Press are far friendlier than the polite style of media that typifies Indian life. He believes London journalists don't pester celebrities and tend to leave them in peace whenever they go out for the evening: especially when they go to a West End restaurant with their family.

He also considers Mumbai paparazzi are particularly rude. "They think it's their right to creep up on you and take your photograph any time of the day or night", he declared.

"We don't expect to get these sort of problems in a friendly city such as London".

Welcome to England Aishwarya.